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Please write again soon. Though my own life is filled with activity, letters encourage momentary escape into others lives and I come back to my own with greater contentment.
Author: Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey

Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Author: Epicurus

Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Author: Lester B. Pearson

No good deed goes unpunished.
Author: Clare Booth Luce

It violates right order whenever capital so employees the working or wage-earning classes as to divert business and economic activity entirely to its own arbitrary will and advantage without, the social character of economic life, social justice, and the
Author: Pope Pius XI

Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.
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Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
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Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch.
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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.
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I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
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