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Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are able to act with vigor in what they ought to do.
Author: Mencius

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
Author: Victor Hugo

Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races, whereas the best possible advice on the subject is found in the three monosyllables: 'Do not try.'
Author: Dan Parker

I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.
Author: Alanis Morissette

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
Author: H. L. Mencken

My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!
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What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and Speak!
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What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .
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What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!
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Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!
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