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In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.
Author: Anonymous

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
Author: Dame Edna Everage

My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today; I knew it then as purpose.
Author: Bette Davis

My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly (magazine) be your entertainment.
Author: Britney Spears

My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?
Author: Flip Wilson

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? "Just flush it like everybody else does."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes