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One of the joys we have in being human is in exercising our freedom to choose and to take each case as it comes to us. We are not robots who are forced into behaviors by their programming. We see things; we think about things; and we choose our course of
Author: Real Live Preacher

One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity.
Author: Andrew Carnegie

One of the things that has helped me as much as any other, is not how long I am going to live, but how much I can do while living.
Author: George Washington Carver

One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details. Details are always vulgar.
Author: Oscar Wilde

One single grateful thought raised to heaven is the most perfect prayer.
Author: G. E. Lessing

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut. I knew I'd get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained silent for the last four years. But yesterday was my graduation. And as I walked across the stage, the Dean handed my diploma to me (nicely scrolled and tied with a ribbon). Once she handed it to me, I could finally tell that bitch what I REALLY thought about her. So I leaned across her podium and I looked her straight in the eye. "Hey Bitch," I said. "You're so damn ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!" And then I walked off the stage, and went home. I gotta tell you that it felt just as good as I had imagined it would for the last four years. Today, I unwrapped my diploma, fr amed it, and hung it in the living room, where it proudly exclaims to the world: "In order to receive your diploma, please present this certificate to the Dean of your college after final grades have been posted!"
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss. After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer." The student received an "A" on the exam. A Boston brokerage house advertised for a "young Harvard graduate or the equivalent." Among the inquiries received was one from a Yale grad. He said, "Do you mean two Princeton men, or a Yale man part time?"
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
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