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People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black.
Author: Henry Ford

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Author: Carl Sagan

People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
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Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.
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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.
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Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist
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Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes