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How hard it is, sometimes, to trust the evidence of one's senses! How reluctantly the mind consents to reality.
Author: Norman Douglas

Question how much freedom your path affords you. Be utterly ruthless about it. It's your freedom that will get you to where you want to go.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Quotation ... A writer expresses himself in words that have been used before because they give his meaning better than he can give it himself, or because they are beautiful or witty, or because he expects them to touch a cord of association in his reader,
Author: Henry W. Fowler

Rain usually makes me feel mellow. Curl up in the corner time, slow down, smell the furniture. Today it just makes me feel wet.
Author: Jeff Melvoin

Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it.
Author: Ayn Rand

Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the sockets go with the house.
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Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later.
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Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes