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If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.
Author: John A. Wheeler

If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise.
Author: Robert Fritz

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it.
Author: Pierre Gallois

I must be cruel, only to be kind: Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
Author: William Shakespeare

Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!
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Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !
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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
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Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later
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