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Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

I don't mind living in a man's world as long as i can be a woman in it.
Author: Marilyn Monroe

It doesn't matter that Cathy was what I have called a monster. Perhaps we can't understand Cathy, but on the other hand we are capable of many things in all directions, of great virtues and great sins. And who in his mind has not probed the black water?
Author: John Steinbeck

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
Author: Neil Gaiman

I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.
Author: Calvin Trillin

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
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Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's just that the restaurant has been enlarged.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

"Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes