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It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere.
Author: Agnes Repplier

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Author: Gore Vidal

It is not growing like a tree in bulk doth make man better be; Or standing long an oak, three hundred year, To fall a log at last, dry, bald, and sere, A lily of a day is fairer in May Although it fall and die that night, It was the plant of flower
Author: Benjamin Johnson

It is only in adventure that some people succeed in knowing themselves - in finding themselves.
Author: Andre Gide

It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not dared to be obscene, they could never have dared to be great.
Author: Havelock Ellis

Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars
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your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)
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yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...
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ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.
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