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It's important that someone celebrate our existence... People are the only mirror we have to see ourselves in. The domain of all meaning. All virtue, all evil, are contained only in people. There is none in the universe at large. Solitary confinement is a
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Author: Jackie Mason

It's not enough to create magic. You have to create a price for magic, too. You have to create rules.
Author: Eric A. Burns

It's really hard to design products by focus groups. A lot of times, people don't know what they want until you show it to them.
Author: Steve Jobs

It's the whole, not the detail, that matters.
Author: German Proverb

Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see? "Well, I see thousands of stars." "And what does that mean to you?" "Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?" "To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?" The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife." "What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter. "My wife."
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that it only cut one tree and that took all day. The clerk at the hardware store started the saw to see what the problem was. The hillbilly jumped back and said what the hell is that noise?
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes