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Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
Author: Jeremy Bentham

It was the boast of Augustus that he found Rome of brick and left it of marble. But how much nobler will be the sovereign's boast when he shall have it to say that he found law... a sealed book and left it a living letter; found it the patrimony of the ri
Author: Henry Brougham

If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
Author: Robert Pante

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy.
Author: Sarah Ban Breathnach

Leave her to heaven And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge, To prick and sting her.
Author: William Shakespeare

Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source: F. Gump of Intel)
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If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.
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What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
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The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
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The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
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