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Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future, without fear.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.
Author: William Shakespeare

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Author: Rabbi Julius Gordon

Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be what they choose for themselves without any insistence that they satisfy you.
Author: Wayne Dyer

Love is the reason for it all.
Author: Dorothy Fields

What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What is a baby bee? A little humbug.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes