I can't think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn't help, just a little bit.
Author: Susan Glasee

There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.
Author: Anonymous

There are only two kinds of people in the end: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, in the end, 'Thy will be done.'
Author: C. S. Lewis

There are people accusing me that I'm sick, that I'm a danger to morals, western civilization and basically everything under the sun. And they've got these wild stories about me, completely off the wall, completely untrue. They thought them up and it make
Author: Marilyn Manson

That there should one Man die ignorant who had capacity for Knowledge, this I call a tragedy.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes