There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of heroes and villains. the people you can bravo or hiss. There was a truth to them that all the slick credulity of today cannot touch.
Author: Bette Davis

The praise that comes from love does not make us vain, but more humble.
Author: James M. Barrie

There are only two kinds of freedom in the world; the freedom of the rich and powerful, and the freedom of the artist and the monk who renounces possessions.
Author: Anais Nin

The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.
Author: Edwina Currie

There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.
Author: Albert Guinon

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don't split hares!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes