Best quotes to send by SMS

The key to non-anxious sermon-writing is that its not about me. Its about the congregation. I honor the fact that the listeners bring more to the sermon than I do. I remind myself of the hundreds of times someone says, 'I loved how you said' and then tell
Author: Reverend Sean Parker Dennison
The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
Author: Lord Chesterfield
Hope smiles on the threshold of the year to come, whispering that it will be happier.
Author: Alfred Lord Tennyson
The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of faith over faith, of class over class. It is not the realization of a political ideal; it is the discharge of a moral obligation.
Author: John Dalberg
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock
The best jokes to send by SMS

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted,
will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"
Client: "After
hearing your amazing argument in court this morning,
I'm beginning
to think I didn't."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
What kind of clothes do lawyers
wear?
Lawsuits.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to
her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles.
"My dear
woman," lawyer replied,
"Ever since the Phoenicians invented money
there has been only one
answer to that easy question."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
Why did the young witch have
such
difficulty writing letters?
She had never learned to spell properly.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
What
did the werewolf write at the bottom
of the letter?
Best vicious . . .
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes