Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred yards from an elephant; but the distance one should keep from a wicked man cannot be measured.
Author: Indian Proverb

If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a Rembrandt, what would you save? The cat...you would save the cat, because the cat is alive. The art is dead. It's just paint on a canvas, ink on a page. To live for art is to deny life. It's just to
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
Author: Groucho Marx

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
Author: Oscar Wilde

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. "What's the matter?!" she asked. "Where's the body?!" demanded the officer. "What are you talking about?" "We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this house."
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes