Best quotes to send by SMS
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Marie Curie There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth.
Author: Marie Curie

Bill Watterson Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Author: Bill Watterson

Plato There are three arts which are concerned with all things: one which uses, another which makes, and a third which imitates them.
Author: Plato

William Shakespeare Lay on, Macduff, And damn'd be him that first cries, "Hold, enough!"
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!
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Rabbit jokes What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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Rabbit jokes What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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Rabbit jokes What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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Rabbit jokes What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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