Best quotes to send by SMS
Niccolo Machiavelli There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates what others comprehend; and a third which neither comprehends by itself nor by the showing of others; the first is the most excellent, the second is good, an
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

Confucius There are three things which the superior man guards against. In youth...lust. When he is strong...quarrelsomeness. When he is old...covetousness.
Author: Confucius

Robert Byrne There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
Author: Robert Byrne

Benvenuto Cellini One can pass on responsibility, but not the discretion that goes with it.
Author: Benvenuto Cellini

Oscar Wilde My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him
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Rabbit jokes Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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Rabbit jokes Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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Rabbit jokes Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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Rabbit jokes What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !
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