There are a lot of people who can't write and maybe shouldn't write.
Author: Sarah Hepola

It doesn't matter if people are interested. It's about you taking your stuff and shouting out into the void.
Author: Jadelr and Cristina Cordova

I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree.
Author: Joyce Kilmer

There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken by love, but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream - whatever that dream might be.
Author: Pearl Buck

Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred yards from an elephant; but the distance one should keep from a wicked man cannot be measured.
Author: Indian Proverb

My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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When Mike got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be held against you." Mike said, "Claudia Schiffer's breasts."
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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb? Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
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A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to "Make out Mountain" to try to catch some couples in the act. When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a couple sat, and was surprised to see the man was reading and the girl next to him was knitting. He tapped on the window and said he was with the police department then asked how old he was and the guy said, "I'm 22 sir." "Well how old is she?" the officer then asked. Looking at his watch the guy replied, "She'll be 18 in about 6 minutes."
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