There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.
Author: Oscar Wilde

There are more of them than us.
Author: Herb Caen

I can't think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn't help, just a little bit.
Author: Susan Glasee

There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.
Author: Anonymous

There are only two kinds of people in the end: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, in the end, 'Thy will be done.'
Author: C. S. Lewis

"Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred. Can you tell me what happened?" "I'm afraid not, officer," replied the motorist. "I had my eyes shut!"
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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.
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Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there? Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning, Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
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Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
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Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!
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