There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Author: William Shakespeare

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Author: Larry Hardiman

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard

There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth.
Author: Marie Curie

Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't you?
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Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
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Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!
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