I am not afraid of the pen, or the scaffold, or the sword. I will tell the truth wherever I please.
Author: Mother Jones

If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the ranks.
Author: Frederick The Great

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There are two modes of establishing our reputation: to be praised by honest men, and to be abused by rogues. It is best, however, to secure the former, because it will invariably be accompanied by the latter.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop.
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What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
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