The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more.
Author: Ed Parker

The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power.
Author: Ninon de Lenclos

The key part of your brand is a quality product. Creating exceptional content is the number one thing.
Author: Rufus Griscom

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Author: Kin Hubbard

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I should have suspected he wasn't a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's.
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Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."
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Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion." Client: "No, no. I'm paying for professional advice."
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