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He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
Author: Sydney Smith

He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Author: William Shakespeare

He is most cheated who cheats himself.
Author: Danish Proverb

He is the better equipped for life. As for swimming, who has the less to carry.
Author: Apuleius

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a hilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
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What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match.
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."You're extinct," he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing."What was that you said?" The hunter shouted at the top of his voice."You are extinct." The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. "So would you if you'd been dead for six milion years."
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes