Best quotes to send by SMS

The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all.
Author: Anna Quindlen
The past is finished. There is nothing to b gained by going over it. Whatever it gave us in the experiences it brought us was something we had to know.
Author: Rebecca Beard
I came to realize that life lived to help others is the only one that matters and that it is my duty...This is my highest and best use as a human.
Author: Ben Stein
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boise
!
Boise who ?
Boise ivy !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bond
!
Bond who ?
Bond to succeed !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boris
!
Boris who ?
Boris with more knock knock jokes !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brad
!
Brad who ?
Brad news I'm afraid !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brian
!
Brian who ?
Brian drain !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes