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Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
Author: Quentin Crisp

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Author: Redd Foxx

Heirlooms we don't have in our family. But stories we've got.
Author: Rose Cherin

Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Henceforth I ask not good fortune. I myself am good fortune.
Author: Walt Whitman

What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !
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How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !
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Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !
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What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
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A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"
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