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I tell you the past is a bucket of ashes.
Author: Carl Sandburg

Their understanding Begins to swell and the approaching tide Will shortly fill the reasonable shores That now lie foul and muddy.
Author: William Shakespeare

There ain't no free lunches in this country. And don't go spending your whole life commiserating that you got raw deals. You've got to say, 'I think that if I keep working at this and want it bad enough I can have it.'
Author: Lee Iacocca

I do believe it is possible to create, even without ever writing a word or painting a picture, by simply molding one's inner life. And that too is a deed.
Author: Etty Hillesum

There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, offers more entertainment than the TV set.
Author: Harriet Van Horne

What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes