Best quotes to send by SMS

How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm! I thank thee, night! for thou has chased away these horrid bodements which, amidst the throng, I could not dissipate; and with the blessing of thy benign and quiet influence now will I to my couch, although to
Author: Lord Byron
Humankind cannot stand very much reality.
Author: T. S. Eliot
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Author: Laurence J. Peter
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Author: Jane Wagner
I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale.
Author: Marie Curie
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bea
!
Bea who ?
Beacause I'm worth it !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Becker
!
Becker who ?
Becker the devil you know !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Belinda
!
Belinda who ?
Belinda church steeple !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben and
Anna!
Ben and Anna who ?
Ben and Anna split!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beppe
!
Beppe who ?
Beppe Le Pew !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes