Best quotes to send by SMS
Lord Byron How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm! I thank thee, night! for thou has chased away these horrid bodements which, amidst the throng, I could not dissipate; and with the blessing of thy benign and quiet influence now will I to my couch, although to
Author: Lord Byron

T. S. Eliot Humankind cannot stand very much reality.
Author: T. S. Eliot

Laurence J. Peter Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

Jane Wagner I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Author: Jane Wagner

Marie Curie I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale.
Author: Marie Curie

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bea ! Bea who ? Beacause I'm worth it !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Belinda ! Belinda who ? Belinda church steeple !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !
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