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The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Author: Oscar Levant

The inspirational value of the space program is probably of far greater importance to education than any input of dollars... A whole generation is growing up which has been attracted to the hard disciplines of science and engineering by the romance of spa
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

The only paradise is paradise lost.
Author: Marcel Proust

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