Best quotes to send by SMS
Horace He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise; begin!
Author: Horace

Unknown He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
Author: Unknown

Chinese Proverb He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Michel de Montaigne He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Lao-tzu He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.
Author: Lao-tzu

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What bee is good for your health ? Vitamin bee !
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Insect jokes Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !
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Insect jokes Who is the bees favourite pop group ? The bee gees !
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Insect jokes What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !
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Insect jokes Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !
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