Best quotes to send by SMS

He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise; begin!
Author: Horace
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
Author: Unknown
He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.
Author: Chinese Proverb
He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
Author: Michel de Montaigne
He who knows does not speak.
He who speaks does not know.
Author: Lao-tzu
The best jokes to send by SMS

What bee is good for your health ?
Vitamin
bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Who is a bee's favourite painter ?
Pablo
Beecasso !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Who is the bees favourite pop group ?
The
bee gees !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a bee with a door
bell?
A hum dinger !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Where do bees go on holiday ?
Stingapore
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes