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The wise man carries his possessions within him.
Author: Bias

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Author: Voltaire

The world belongs to the energetic.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Political advertising ought to be stopped. It's the only really dishonest kind of advertising that's left.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

I was brought up to believe that the only thing worth doing was to add to the sum of accurate information in the world.
Author: Margaret Mead

'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive,isn't it ?' 'Next!'
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Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
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What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.
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Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters.
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Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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