The secret of a good memory is attention, and attention to a subject depends upon our interest in it. We rarely forget that which has made a deep impression on our minds.
Author: Tryon Edwards

The secret of happiness in not in what one likes to do, but in what one has to do.
Author: James M. Barrie

I hate ingratitude more in a man than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, or any taint of vice whose strong corruption inhabits our frail blood.
Author: William Shakespeare

The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends.
Author: Cicero

Science is the search for truth - it is not a game in which one tries to beat his opponent, to do harm to others. We need to have the spirit of science in international affairs, to make the conduct of international affairs the effort to find t he right so
Author: Linus Pauling

Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.
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Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.
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Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.
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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure.
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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
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