Onstage I'm the happiest person in the world.
Author: Britney Spears

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Author: Voltaire

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Author: Lucille Ball

How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

The sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.
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Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
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Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One.
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Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.
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Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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