The road up and the road down is one and the same.
Author: Heraclitus

Purchase not friends by gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to love.
Author: Thomas Fuller

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.
Author: Josh Billings

The secret of a good memory is attention, and attention to a subject depends upon our interest in it. We rarely forget that which has made a deep impression on our minds.
Author: Tryon Edwards

The secret of happiness in not in what one likes to do, but in what one has to do.
Author: James M. Barrie

Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?
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Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November.
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After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks "What happened?" "Well," one of the officer's says, "It seems that your agent came by your house earlier today and while he was here he attacked your wife, assaulted your children, beat your dog and burned your house to the ground." The actor is struck speechless, his jaw hanging open in disbelief... "My agent came to my house?"
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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.
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