The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Author: Mel Lazarus

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.
Author: Pearl Buck

I have been truthful all along the way. The truth is more interesting, and if you tell the truth you never have to cover your tracks.
Author: Real Live Preacher

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
Author: Carl Jung

How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong!
Author: Sophocles

Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!
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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
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Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.
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Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First, third, and emergency.
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A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down." The violist replied, "You're kidding! The conductor came to my house?"
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes