The family is the country of the heart.
Author: Giuseppe Mazzini

The first and great commandment is: Don't let them scare you.
Author: Elmer Davis

It is better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.
Author: Anatole France

The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew it as such without a single doubt.
Author: Rene Descartes

The first step in blogging is not writing them but reading them.
Author: Jeff Jarvis

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes