The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin.
Author: Heinrich Heine

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
Author: Kin Hubbard

The scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
Author: Confucius

The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on the track of truth.
Author: George Eliot

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes