The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.
Author: Michael Friedman

The secret of all success is to know how to deny yourself. Prove that you can control yourself, and you are an educated man; and without this all other education is good for nothing.
Author: R. D. Hitchcock

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
Author: Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The self is not something ready-made, but something in continuous formation through choice of action.
Author: John Dewey

Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.
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Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.
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What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !
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Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
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