The rest is silence.
Author: William Shakespeare

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The roses, the lovely notes, the dining and dancing are all welcome and splendid. But when the Godiva is gone, the gift of real love is having someone who'll go the distance with you. Someone who, when the wedding day limo breaks down, is willing to share
Author: Oprah Winfrey

The sands are number'd that make up my life.
Author: William Shakespeare

The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.
Author: Michael Friedman

What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.
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Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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