One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.
Author: Josh Billings

The secret of a good memory is attention, and attention to a subject depends upon our interest in it. We rarely forget that which has made a deep impression on our minds.
Author: Tryon Edwards

The secret of happiness in not in what one likes to do, but in what one has to do.
Author: James M. Barrie

I hate ingratitude more in a man than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, or any taint of vice whose strong corruption inhabits our frail blood.
Author: William Shakespeare

The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends.
Author: Cicero

A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high diving board in to a swimming pool. He climed to the top of the board, looked down and promptly climbed down again. `What's the matter?' asked the director. `I can't jump from that board!' said the actor. `Do you know there's only one foot of water in that pool?' 'Yes,' said the director. `We don't want you to drown, you know.'
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes