I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Author: Voltaire

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
Author: Immanuel Kant

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
Author: Hubert H. Humphrey

One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.
Author: Andre Gide

The same refinement which brings us new pleasures, exposes us to new pains.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !
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What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !
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What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !
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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes