Best quotes to send by SMS
Elbert Hubbard The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

Voltaire I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Author: Voltaire

Immanuel Kant Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
Author: Immanuel Kant

Hubert H. Humphrey The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
Author: Hubert H. Humphrey

Andre Gide One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.
Author: Andre Gide

The best jokes to send by SMS
Monster jokes What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet
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Mouse jokes Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !
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Mouse jokes What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !
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Mouse jokes What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !
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Mouse jokes What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !
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