Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder by authorities whom we do not control.
Author: Cyril Connolly

The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself.
Author: Holly Lisle

Onstage I'm the happiest person in the world.
Author: Britney Spears

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Author: Voltaire

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Author: Lucille Ball

Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
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Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.
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One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. "Good career move."
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What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
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Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.
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