The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
Author: Robert Graves

If any thing is sacred the human body is sacred.
Author: Walt Whitman

The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another.
Author: George Eliot

The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
Author: Stephen King

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder by authorities whom we do not control.
Author: Cyril Connolly

What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes