The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
Author: Carl Jung

How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong!
Author: Sophocles

The soul of man is immortal and imperishable.
Author: Plato

Sit down before fact as a little child, be prepared to give up every preconceived notion... or you shall learn nothing.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
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Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone.
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Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.
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A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."
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Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.
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