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If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
Author: African Proverb

If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
Author: Robert Redford

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.
Author: Mary Kay Ash

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
Author: The Dalai Lama

If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
Author: Spanish Proverb

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !
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What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !
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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !
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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !
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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !
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