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It is bad to be oppressed by a minority, but it is worse to be oppressed by a majority. For there is a reserve of latent power in the masses which, if it is called into play, the minority can seldom resist. But from the absolute will of an entire people t
Author: Lord Acton

It is better to be envied than pitied.
Author: Herodotus

It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Author: Emiliano Zapata

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Author: Mark Twain

It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise.
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What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !
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Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.
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What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.
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What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
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