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I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.
Author: Nathan Hale

I reached for sleep and drew it round me like a blanket muffling pain and thought together in the merciful dark.
Author: Mary Stewart

I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
Author: Dan Quayle

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.
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Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.
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Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
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Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!
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Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.
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