Best Cell Phones

I drank to drown my pain, but the damned pain learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good behavior.
Author: Frida Kahlo

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
Author: Franklin P. Adams

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Author: Will Durst

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of the emotions and of personal relations; and suddenly find - at the age of fifty, say - that a whole new life has opened before you, filled with things you can think about, s
Author: Agatha Christie

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning." "Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes