Best Cell Phones

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
Author: George Burns

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
Author: Woody Allen

Unjust dominion cannot be eternal.
Author: Seneca

Unless you are prepared yourself to profit by your chance, the opportunity will only make you ridiculous. A great occasion is valuable to you in proportion as you have educated yourself to make use of it.
Author: Orison Swett Marden

Once in a while you have to take a break and visit yourself.
Author: Audrey Giorgi

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I'd be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes